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Subject: ** SMiLE PlS :) **
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sima77 18.11.11 - 10:22am
Anythng u can post whch brings smile on frnds faces whthr its funy smsz , jokes ,funy quotes , funy lines etc. *
sima77 18.11.11 - 10:34am
Who is a boy?
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A boy is the most beautiful part of Allah's creation.
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he starts compromising at a very tender age.
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He sacrifices his chocolates & toys for his sister.
Then he sacrifices his pocket money 4 his gf.
He also sacrifices his cigarettes for friends.
He sacrifices his full youth for his wife and children without complaining.
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Boy's life is really tough and full of sacrifice.
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joke finished! u can laugh now:D :P :D *
sima77 18.11.11 - 10:35am
Shareef larkay dunya k har koney m mil jatY hEn,
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Magar masla ye hai,
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Dunya Ka kona nhi milta yar... ;) *
sima77 18.11.11 - 10:40am
Ak patthan 10 minzala bilding pr betha tha
k ...
dusray patthan ny aa k osay kaha
gul khan tumhara beti bhag gya
ye sunna tha k gul khan ny bilding se jump laga diya
jump k bad girte hwe 3 manzil pr phncha tu yad aya hamra tu ko beti nhi ha,
jb 7 minzil pr phncha tu yad aya hamara tu abhi shadi b nhi hwa ha,
0r jb zamin pr gira tu yad aya k hamara naam tu gul khan b nhi ha.;) *
sima77 18.11.11 - 10:45am
Pathan:
Director sahab hum ko Film Me Kaam Karne Ka Bara Shok Hai.,,
Director:
Acha bataein apko Role Kon Sa Pasand Hai.,..
pathan:
Qeemay Wala:-):D *
sima77 18.11.11 - 10:47am
Sardion me skin kushk hojae to pani me haldi or milk powdr dal k ubal len
Thanda hojae to dahi makhan daal k mixture ko oven me rakh den
kch dair bad nikal k usme garam pani daal k phet len
jb wo sahi paste ban jae to phaink den
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or mouh pe cold cream laga lain:-
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sima77 18.11.11 - 10:50am
CHILDHOOD is like being DRUNK..
Everyone remembers what you did,
Except you! :-D :-P *
sima77 18.11.11 - 10:51am
MOST IRRITATING FACTS
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AT HOME- you studied 3 hrs,
no 1 sees u, pick phone for
a while, mom-dad enters d
room & say - bilkul nai
pdhta h, send him 2 hostel...
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AT HOSTEL- you are busy
wid phone, no 1 sees u,
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picked up book for a while,
frnds enter d room & say-
abe kitna parhega
NEWTON :P *
sima77 18.11.11 - 10:55am
Pakistan Q taraqi nhi krta?
Q K
Abadi 18 crore
js me sy 6 crore Retire,
5 crore govt officer jo kam nhi krty,
2 crore school me,
2 crore 5 sal sy km umar,
2 crore berozgar,
Or
1,99,99,998 jail me,
Baqi bache hum 2no,
Tm mobile men busy ho,
Ab btao main akela pakistan kesy chalaon',! *
sima77 18.11.11 - 10:56am
Usko Rabb se itni bar manga hai,
FARAZ
k Abb hum sirf haath uthate hen to farishte Kehtay hain
O kaka teinoo hor koi kamm nai? *
sima77 18.11.11 - 11:01am
How to Make a Woman Happy?
Its not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a chef
5. an electrician
6. a carpenter
7. a plumber
8. a mechanic
9. a decorator
10. a stylist
11. a driver
13. a psychologist
14. a pest exterminator
15. a psychiatrist
16. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING
TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
Easy na? Awain log kehtey hain, women r demanding!
:-D *
chief72 18.11.11 - 11:09am
Nice jokes sima :-) bt plz ghr k kaamon mn b intrest leya kro . . Warna :-P *
01awan01 18.11.11 - 01:47pm
beautiful topic n sharng sima thankx 4 sharng
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01awan01 18.11.11 - 01:49pm
chief bhai tora intro ho jae ? *
01awan01 18.11.11 - 02:58pm
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swtchoco 19.11.11 - 03:53pm
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01awan01 19.11.11 - 03:55pm
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01awan01 19.11.11 - 08:32pm
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01awan01 19.11.11 - 08:35pm
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swtchoco 20.11.11 - 02:31am
Jo Dost Apne Jeb Se Apne Doston Ko Party Deta Hai
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Kamyabi Hamesha Uske Qadam Chumti Hai..
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!..( Tho Hai Koi
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01awan01 20.11.11 - 01:20pm
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01awan01 22.11.11 - 10:22am
Wife was teaching english 2 hubby.
''I am beautiful'', what tense is this?
Hubby....... Past Tense....!!! :p:D *
sima77 23.11.11 - 10:14am
Hahahaha nyc deepak n awan. *
sima77 23.11.11 - 10:16am
A cute proposal from a cute boy to a cute girl:
Boy: your name seems to be verysmall,
So,
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Can i add my name with ur name! *
sima77 23.11.11 - 10:17am
Concepts of Cricketers
AFRIDI: Do or Die
SEHWAG: Do Before U Die
DRAVID: Don't Die Until U Do
And
MISBAH UL HAQ: Play Until Bowlers Die...... *
sima77 23.11.11 - 10:21am
WHITE COL. IS A PACKAGE COLOUR
PPl when ask me
what is ur favourite colour?
i always ans them ,
WHITE ,
but they dont believe it,
because i look always colourfull & BRIGHT
which ofcource reflect aspects of my personality
, they r RIGHT but i m ryt too,
HOW?
White is a colour which splits into7 beautifull colours called rainbaow,
red cheecky,
green lively,
yellow fresh,
blue deep,
indgo absorbing,
orange energetic and
vilot innovative .
Tou yeh saari khusoosiat jab aik hi rang main band hain tou package deal q na li jaey, ;)
So i luv white colour b/c i m in it.... :) *
sima77 25.11.11 - 07:11am
NEVER reject 3 people :-
LEO, GEMINI, AQUARIOUS .
They are true, honest friends... !
NEVER believe in 3 people :-
SAGITTARIU S, ARIES, PISCES.
They are the most selfish &
mean.
NEVER lose 3 people :-
TAURUS, CANCER,CAP RICORN.
They r the most sincere n true
lovers...!
NEVER leave 3 people :
VIRGO, LIBRA, SCORPIO.
They can keep secrets,fr iendship,they can
never see ur tears..!
What's ur sign ? ;)...... *
sima77 25.11.11 - 07:12am
Parents always teach their kids nOt tO talk tO strangers, :-
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But the funny thing is that They strictly suppOrt arranged marriage! :P *
sima77 25.11.11 - 07:15am
Arrange marriage means that we are walking and suddenly a snake bites..
But love marriage means 2 go 2 snake and say..
Lo kato..
Kato naaaa
Nai nai tum kat lo pls :P *
sima77 25.11.11 - 07:16am
1studnt ne MBA ka form fill krty hue chokidar se pocha:
jnab ye universty kesi hai?
Chokidar: Bhut hi Achi hy main ne b yahin se MBA kya tha- *
swtchoco 25.11.11 - 02:34pm
Agar apko hum par GUSSA ho to
Tajmhal ko Fodo.,.
Charminar ko Todo.,.
Kutubminar ko Modo.,.
Titanic ko fevicol se Jodo.,.
Magar SMS karna mat CHHODO.,.,. *
swtchoco 25.11.11 - 04:01pm
Mehrban kadrdan
Dekhiye mere msg ka kamaal,.
Ghanti bajegi
Bandar nachega,.
Mobile uthayega
Sms padhega,.
Muskuraega
Ab bandar forward kar k hosiyari dikhaiga.,.
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swtchoco 25.11.11 - 04:18pm
4 Students Bike Pe Jaa rhe the..
Police=Triple Sawari ban hai
Fir B Tum
4 baithe ho?
1 Student Pareshan Ho k Peeche Dekhte Huye bola=5wa Kaha gir gaya bay?
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01awan01 25.11.11 - 04:38pm
kamal hai deepak bhai
haha sima sis nice sharng *
swtchoco 26.11.11 - 03:42pm
FUNNY SENTENCE WRITTEN ON THE T-SHIRT OF A BEAUTIFUL GIRL WALKING ON SIDE OF THE ROAD:
You Are Not Looking At The Road Right Now,
Be Carefull !!!:-
Good Evening
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swtchoco 26.11.11 - 03:43pm
awan bhai no thanks in friendship but, still in some occasions no formalities for thanks bhai.. *
sima77 26.11.11 - 06:50pm
13Best moments of life:
-To fall in love.
-To clear your last exam.
-To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep.
-To get a phone call saying class is cancelled.
-To feel b*tterflie s every time you see THAT PERSON..
-To see an old friend again and to feel that things have not Changed..
-To touch the fingers of newly born child..
-Speaking to an old friend on sunday evening..
-Waiting for a call or message from your loved one when you are alone..
-Walking alone on a silent road at night and listening to your favourite songs..
-Riding the bike on a highway while its raining
-Speaking to the special one on phone while standing in front of the mirror.
Hah....Fee ls just Awesome..: )
-and the last one is 'rite now'.. while reading this message there was constant smile on your face..whic h was one of the best moments i believe..!
Keep smiling, it suits u. :) *
01awan01 3.12.11 - 02:36pm
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01awan01 4.12.11 - 11:55am
If u don't Like me take a Map Get a Car and Drive to Hell :p *
swtchoco 4.12.11 - 12:05pm
Beer + Water = LIVER FAIL,
Rum + Water = KIDNEY FAIL,
Whisky + Water = HEART FAIL.
STUDENT:
[i]Iska matlab saala PAANI mein hi kuch locha hai...
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01awan01 4.12.11 - 12:19pm
v nice bhai *
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swtchoco 6.12.11 - 02:46am
Ultimate bezzati:
Bhari garmi me bus stop pe log bus k intezar me khade the..
1 bhikhari aaya,
sub se paise liye
or
taxi me baith kr chala gaya..!!
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swtchoco 6.12.11 - 04:42pm
All Scientists failed to Answer this
but,
Rajnikanth did it..
Which liquid turns solid on heating?
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DOSA..
Mind it!!!! :)
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01awan01 6.12.11 - 05:57pm
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swtchoco 7.12.11 - 05:00pm
*Agar PAAGAL ho tho
iss msg ko padte hi call karna..
*MAHAA PAAGAL ho tho
miscall dena..
*BEWKUF ho tho
massege karna..
*TEENO ho tho
chup rehna...!
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