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Subject: ** SMiLE PlS :) **
Replies: 118 Views: 5278
01awan01 7.12.11 - 06:13pm
2day, 2morrow & 4ever, there will be 1 heart that would always beat 4 u. U know whose??
YOUR OWN;) *
swtchoco 8.12.11 - 02:02am
What is The Minimum Area With Maximum decoration..
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Think..
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GIRLz FACE :-):-D;-)
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01awan01 8.12.11 - 05:26am
When I call my parents and they don't answer, It's no big deal.
But when they call me and I don't answer, It's like World War III.. :p *
anggelya 8.12.11 - 05:28am
hehe,,,,, :) *
01awan01 8.12.11 - 12:19pm
When some1 says they have ask u a question, U think All the bad things U have done recently :P *
sima77 9.12.11 - 10:05am
Vry funny guys ..! *
sima77 13.12.11 - 05:00am
Define a Girl:-
Ek party mai jaane ke liye tyaari karti hai..
Eye shadow
Eye liner
... Lip gloss
lipstick
nail paints
Flitter
Rouge blush
Diff creams
Kajal
Wear the best dress with heals And still say... kya yaar jaldi jaldi mai kuch kiya hi nahi?
Define a Boy:-
Ek party mai jaane ke liye tyaari.....
Calls his friends & ask, Bhai tu naha ke aayga kya.??
Reply:- Chal be tere Bhai ke barat hai kya....;);) *
swtchoco 13.12.11 - 05:12am
Hahaha.. *
sima77 13.12.11 - 01:16pm
**Wo listen listen likhti rahi**
Mian lesson lesson parhta raha
**Wo dream dream likhti rahi**
Main drum drum parhta raha
**Wo call me call me likhti rahi**
Main kill me kill me parhta raha**Wo date date likhti rahi**
Main dot dot parhta raha
**Wo meet meet likhti rahi**
Main Mat mat parhta raha
**Wo love me love me likhti rahi**
Main leave me leave me parhta raha
**Wo shadi kar k chale gai**
): MAIN LANGUAGE COURSE HI KARTA RAHA :-P
:-P
HAAHAA HAaaa *
swtchoco 13.12.11 - 02:09pm
Very very nice lines sima ji 
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swtchoco 14.12.11 - 03:59pm
Kya halat ho gayi hai zamane ki,.
Sabko adat hai paise bachane ki,.
Company walo ne itne saste kar diye sms,.
Lekin
adat nahi sudhri chawanni bachaane walo ki.,.
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01awan01 16.12.11 - 10:33am
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swtchoco 18.12.11 - 04:49am
Beautiful lines 4 you:-)
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Next time
Ii'll send Beautiful circles 4 you:-)
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01awan01 18.12.11 - 07:12am
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01awan01 18.12.11 - 07:15am
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swtchoco 18.12.11 - 08:35am
A Boy fully drunk,
came home late,
quietly took laptop
&
started working 2 avoid dads scolding..
Dad:Are you Drunk?
Son:No..
Dad:Then what the hell you doing with my suitcase..?
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swtchoco 19.12.11 - 03:48pm
Heart Touching Story...
A Boy Loved a Girl..
but,
never proposed her..
1 day he decided to tell her at 1 a.m.,
he typed I LOVE YOU..
And sent it..
After a few seconds he got a message..
He decided to see it the next day and slept..
Next day he read the message and shocked..
It was written
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Your account balance is insufficient to Rs. 0.10..
Message sending failed..:
Eheheh;);)
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sima77 23.12.11 - 01:17pm
Hahaha nyc bod f U :) *
sima77 23.12.11 - 01:17pm
Ladkiyan ek dusre ko gift deti hai; Perfume, earrings, suits, flowers, chocolates.
Aur larhka???
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Ye le larhki ka number, bas meranaam nahi aana chahiye. :P :D *
sima77 23.12.11 - 01:19pm
History always Tells a Story..
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That's why you must Delete it Before your DAD uses the Computer! :P *
01awan01 23.12.11 - 06:26pm
hahaha *
swtchoco 25.12.11 - 11:32am
DAT'S THE REAL ATTITUDE
A Guy Added A Random Girl On Facebook..
Girl: Hey, Do I Know You..??
Boy: Abey Teri Itni Aukaat Kahaan..!
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chief72 25.12.11 - 05:09pm
A woman went 2 the doc n said . . Wen i lookd mirror i saw my hair frizzy , my skin wrinkly my eyez blood shoot wots wrong wid me . Doc repld gud news ur eyesight z fyn :-P *
chief72 25.12.11 - 05:23pm
Teacher ! Wot z 1st month ? Student ! January .
Teacher ! Wot z 2nd month ? Student ! Fabruary
Teacher ! Wot z ninth month ? Student ! Delivery :-) *
01awan01 25.12.11 - 06:12pm
lol nice bhai *
01awan01 27.12.11 - 11:41am
FALTU KI INSULT
Student: Miss I Love U ka matlab bataen!
Miss: Main tumse Pyaar karti hon!
Student: Zara C baat kya poch li aap to free hi ho gayin.. 
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01awan01 27.12.11 - 01:43pm
Examples Of Stupid Questions that People Ask :
1. When People see you Lying Down, With Ur Eyes Closed, they Ask:
Are You Sleeping?
(No! I'm Trying to Die?)
2. When It's Raining & Someone Notices You going Out, they Ask:
Are You Going Out In this Rain?
(No, In The Next one.)
3. Your Friend Calls on your Landline:
Where are you?
(At the Bus Stop!)
4. They See you Wet Coming from the Bathroom:
Did You Just Have A Bath?
(No, I Fell In the Toilet Bowl !)
5. You are Standing Right In Front Of the Elevator On The Ground Floor & they Ask:
Going Up?
(No, No, I'm Waiting for My Apartment to Come Down & Get Me.)
6. You Bring A Bunch Of Flowers for your Sweetheart, they Ask:
Are those Flowers?
(No Baby! They are Carrots.)
7. You are On The Queue to Buy Tickets at the Cinema, A Friend Saw You & Asks,
What are you Doing Here?
(I'm Here to Pay My School Fees.) :P :D *
01awan01 28.12.11 - 04:34am
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swtchoco 29.12.11 - 02:50pm
Please take this msg seriously...
A poor girl sakshi from jodhpur
is suffering from mental disorder..
Plz help her by sending your
Photo for Shock Treatment..: ):)
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01awan01 30.12.11 - 03:20pm
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01awan01 5.01.12 - 11:14am
A Doctor and Engineer loved same girl.
Engineer started giving an apple to the girl everyday. Girl asked: WHY ??
Engineer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away! :P *
swtchoco 5.01.12 - 05:19pm
Bahu: maa ji kal rat meri unse ladai ho gayi
Saas: koi bat nahi itna to har pati patni k bich hota he
Bahu: ji wo sab to thik he par ab
laash ka kya karu..? *
01awan01 7.01.12 - 02:14pm
ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor.. Kya Dard K Bgair B Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?
Dentist:Nahi
ChiLd: Agr Me NikaL doOn?
Dentist: NikaLo.
ChILd: He he he he-;) *
01awan01 9.01.12 - 07:19pm
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01awan01 20.01.12 - 11:13am
Husband ne paan kharid kr wife ko khany k liye dia?
Wife: ap ne apne liye Q nahi lia?
Husband: mai is k bghair b kham0sh reh sakta hun!!:) : *
01awan01 11.02.12 - 01:00pm
In Life......! The husband...!
Who wants a happy
marriage, Should learn to
keep his mouth shut and his
Chequebook Open....:p *
01awan01 11.02.12 - 01:01pm
Always Try to SMILE, You Are Beautiful....... Dont be Sad. *
01awan01 11.02.12 - 01:02pm
In Life......! Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the Enemy.:p *
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